APPLICATION TIME, BABY
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.:Full Name? Jennifer Marie Tanko
.:Do you feel like your name fits you? Just the Tanko part.
.:Do you have an alter ego? Nope. Sorry.
.:When is your birthday? January 7th
.:Where do you live? Blacksburg, VA
.:Top Five Bands? Aerosmith, Elton John, Ray Charles, The Beatles, The Blues Brothers
.:Top Five Movies? LOTR-just count 'em as one, star trek VI, blues brothers, mona lisa smile, chicago
.:Top Three TV Shows? M*A*S*H, the Daily Show w/ JON STEWART, Hannity and Colmes/O'Reilly just because they're dickheads.
.:Unique & Quirky Things About You? I like FEET
.:Favorite Lyric? And love lies bleeding in my hand
Oh it kills me to think of you with another man
I was playing rock and roll and you were just a fan
But my guitar couldn't hold you
So I split the band
Love lies bleeding in my hands
.:Five Favorite Songs? Too much music to pick from, crazy.
.:Three Things You Want For Christmas? Money, a man, and kerry to be president!
.:Your Personal Style? Cooler than Sally's
.:What You Consider To Be Spiffy? Microtouch Trimmer, Enzyte, Zyrtec and Panda Bears.
.:What Makes You Spiffy? Microtouch Trimmer, Enzyte, Zyrtec, and my blubbers.
.:Three "Guilty Pleasures"? (a guilty pleasure is something you like, even though most people think it sucks, such as boy bands or Teletubbies... hence, they're pleasurable, but you hate to admit it and almost feel 'guilty' about it. tada!)
Welll...just about everything I like, people think it sucks. I like the Toxic music video, Eyebrows turn me on sometimes, and I have have a thing for democrats.
.:Favorite Punctuation Mark? !!!!!!!!
.:A movie is being made about your life. Who would you cast to play yourself? Liv Tyler, because she's totally hot. But I'm not. But I want people to think that I am.
.:You’re going to die a sudden, tragic death. What is the cause? Alcoholism. Or OD'd.
.:What was the last song that got stuck in your head? Love Lies Bleeding
.:Sing any commercial jingle. 8005882300 Empiiiirrreee
.:Hugs or drugs? drugs
.:What happened in the last dream you remember? I think I went to like, a waterpark with Brian or something....wierded out.
.:How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't do that. I BITE, baby.
.:Paper or plastic? Paper!
.:What is your favorite curse word? Fuck
.:Do you pronounce caramel “car-mel” or “kara-mel”? Kara-mel.
.:What was the last thing you ate? Starbucks Ice Cream
.:Do you have any bad habits? I pop everything I can.
.:What would Jesus do? YOUR MOM.
.:Favorite cheesy pick up line? I lost my dog, can you help me find it? I think it went in that cheap hotel room across the street.
.:Random fact about you? When I was little, I had this recurring dream about a giant crab attacking my house.
.:What is the first thing you wash in the shower? I do the shampoo.
.:What is the worst trend of the present time? Emo shit.
.:What is your favorite smell? Maybe Baby by Prescriptives
.:What was the best decade of the past century? 70s
.:Do you smoke cigarettes? Sometimes.
.:Do you smoke pot? Sometimes
.:Do you drink alcoholic beverages? Yeah...a bit.
.:If you had to give up one of your senses, what would it be? Smell.
.:How many times a day do you eat? What??? Asshole. I eat when I'm hungry, dammit.
.:What is your favorite pie? 3.14
.:Do you like roller coasters? I fuckin love them!
.:Do you talk in your sleep? I don't know, frankly, I'm asleep.
.:Do you have any birthmarks? Like, a ton.
.:Would you want to be cloned? Nope. That would be creepy.
.:Have you ever peed in public? Does the beach count?
.:Have you ever been arrested, if so, for what? Not yet...
.:Anything you’d like to Say to Sway the Panel? I LOVE SALLY
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